It’s Supposed to Stick

Joseph: Ever since Dave Thomas died, Wendy’s food quality has gone down the flusher.

Joel: Their advertising, too.

Kimberly: Now there’s just that cartoon girl.

Joseph: …”Wendy”?

Motivation

Found in a Google Ad: “Learn to dance for your wedding! Swing, Salsa, Ballroom & more”

Google Ads: smart enough to know I want dance lessons, not smart enough to know I’m single 😉

Holy Nonsequiter, Batman!

Found in a random Google ad:

“Batman vs. Spiderman – who would win? Vote ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ “