Bathroom Humor

People have the funniest ways to ask about the bathroom. What if we answered the questions they’re actually asking?

Guy 1: “Do you have a men’s room?”

Guy 2: “…No.”

Guy 1: “Do you have a restroom I could use?”

Guy 2: “No, ours are for family only. There’s a Starbucks down the street.”

Guy 1: “Would you excuse me? I need to use the restroom.”

Guy 2: “No no – please. Stay, and talk.” (Thanks to Ben for this one!)

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